Disco Disturbia

‎Yes, please boycott Oreo for their support of Gay Rights. We’ll all appreciate you going on a diet. While you’re at it, please also throw away your iPod, iPhone, and iPad since Apple supports as well. Hopefully you have lots of clothes, because you’ll need to ditch your Levi’s and Nike’s too. Perhaps you bought them at … JC Penney’s or Sears? Sucks you’ll have to take them back … or actually, anything you wear from anywhere probably had a gay involved. Flying somewhere soon? Better not be on American, Delta, Southwest, or United…you’ll need a new ticket. Airline wasn’t mentioned? Just be sure your jet isn’t Boeing made. Don’t sleep at Marriott or Hilton (or any of their family brands) because you might catch the gay they support. That morning coffee from Starbucks will have to go as well, go ahead it replace it with a McCafe…oh wait, McDonald’s supports gay rights too. Hmm, do you clean with Tide, Gain, or Bounty? Use Duracell batteries, shave with Gillette, or use Fixodent? Brush with Crest, use Pantene, Scope, Tampax, Venus, or Old Spice products? Those are all gone too, stupid Proctor & Gamble supporting the gays. Damn, you’re using Internet Explorer or Chrome to see Facebook and read this status? Download something else, Microsoft and Google show their Pride as well. Ah, but your drinks are safe. Coca-Cola, Pepsi, and Budweiser are on your side … if your side is on the right side of history since all three also support Gay Rights. Hopefully, you or your lawyer will never need in-depth research. Both LexisNexis and Westlaw, who together control the market, support Gay Rights. Drive that big, manly, Ford F350? It’s a “Friend of Dorothy” too, as it’s company Ford and General Motors also support the rights of all. So, do us all a favor, don’t take it all out on a festive cookie … just stay home and boycott everything.

beausuphs:

sorrygirlsisuckcock:

evannabadasslovegood:

xedgemodificationx:

snarkysloan:

this

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Just mind blowing

I literally gave this rant 2 years ago

hybridthry:

wearing all black today to mourn the death of my motivation

Tony Bennett & Lady Gaga - Cheek to Cheek (v2)

memewhore:

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sorry:

kingofthenobodies:

alternative-pokemon-art:

terezi:

angelickaiser:

cisthulhu:

bittersiha:

kayboss:

the-indoor-kite:

ir-dr:

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So what if that’s what’s happened when you find random Pokeballs lying in the grass. They only have the item that the Pokemon was last holding inside them.

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YOU FOUND A LUNAR FEATHER!

NO

GO SIT IN THE CORNER AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU DID!

omfg this is quite possibly the saddest fucking thing ever i just can’t i don’t even believe it

OMG

WHAT THE FUCK.

NO

shinygays:

lady gaga’s dog asia wears diamond necklaces

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covers world-famous magazines

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and bitch ALWAYS acts like her life is dreadful

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katara:

this is my favorite tweet of 2014

thetruthneverlies:

kurtrachelandagayhighfive:

tennants-hair:

why are most villains associated with dark stuff why can’t we have a villain who likes pink lacy pillows and rainbows and ponies

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Because it’s terrifying as heck

guccipoop:

Are you feeling it now mr.crabs

capricorn-circus:

nova-arcania:

gokuma:

stunningpicture:

Dressed up like Slender Man to scare kids tonight, met a mini me.

That is adorable

OHHHH MY GOSH!!! THIS ADORABLE!!!

thebitterfrenchcanadian:

don’t listen to them cody 

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