There’s some Weird Science going on here.
“blow minds not dicks”
imma blow his mind with how good i blow his dick
the real reason why romney lost
All I have going for me is sarcasm, resting bitch face, huge thighs, and really good eyebrows.
Isn’t it funny that this is exactly what the Quran says (and that from the very beginning Islam purported to return to the truth of Christianity), but Islamophobes have been calling the Quran a fake for centuries?
A dress designed to change color in the rain, thanks to dye sewn into
the seams. Created by Sean Kelly, Modeled by Angelica Guillen-Jimenez
this was so iconic, i’m glad i was alive for it
This was everything.
His face when he says “nickel” is great! XD
This reminds me of my little girl because her pants never have pockets
Haha Daddy you’re right! I neverrrrr have pockets, but that’s why you have them! You’re my pockets Daddy. ♥
Explain to me how my room is always messy if the only thing I do there is sleep