Disco Disturbia

lonelyboyblue:

There’s some Weird Science going on here.

princess3hunna:

“blow minds not dicks”

lmfao

imma blow his mind with how good i blow his dick

bye

westbor0baptistchurch:

the real reason why romney lost

theofficialariel:

All I have going for me is sarcasm, resting bitch face, huge thighs, and really good eyebrows. 

haiweewicci:

binkabonkahankeydoo:

umiko-hitara:

poisonpawz:

zftw:

voyagebysexualdiscovery:

Uh oh

wouldn’t that be awkward

Can I get some credible sources?

Here’s one

and another

and one more for the road

ahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Isn’t it funny that this is exactly what the Quran says (and that from the very beginning Islam purported to return to the truth of Christianity), but Islamophobes have been calling the Quran a fake for centuries?

ji-bril:

tourmaline2:

A dress designed to change color in the rain, thanks to dye sewn into 
the seams. Created by Sean Kelly, Modeled by Angelica Guillen-Jimenez

this was so iconic, i’m glad i was alive for it

This was everything.

penis-hilton:

babygirl-in-daddys-world:

mister-daddy:

daddys-rainbow-princess:

His face when he says “nickel” is great! XD

This reminds me of my little girl because her pants never have pockets

Haha Daddy you’re right! I neverrrrr have pockets, but that’s why you have them! You’re my pockets Daddy. ♥

Lady Gaga - Silver/Gray hair

Cashier: That'll be $4.03
Me: I only have $4...
Cashier: That's ok, I have the three cents
Me: ...........
Cashier: ........
Me: what are we?
teacher: what do you think is the most under appreciated art form?
me: winged eyeliner

victorious:

More here!

inories:

Explain to me how my room is always messy if the only thing I do there is sleep

neopetsdiva:

lady gaga turned 28 this year. madonna did that in 1624… when will the plagiarism stop?

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